Late = Edwin

Edwin's Late again!!!! It's the second time for this month!!!!.. I can't believe it!!!! I'm ashamed of myself!!!!... what am I gonna do???? die laaaa....

Never gonna trust that damn XDA's alarm.. bloody hell..

Currently Playing Waiting for My Rocket to Come By Jason Mraz see related

What's Edwin?

Found some very interesting website... thru google
it's called googlism here's what i found out about meself...

edwin is verhuisd
edwin is built upon standard xml technology
edwin is amazing
edwin is very similar to gnu emacs
edwin is visited backstage by
edwin is barely keeping his theatre afloat in odyssey
edwin is based on the integrated design database concept
edwin is a very outgoing little guy
edwin is drowned
edwin is author of 2 books and has spoken at seminars in the uk
edwin is the person who might be seen as the tail of the lion head
edwin is perhaps best known for his 1970 hit
edwin is using the awesome power of his music
edwin is going on tour
edwin is an alias for edit
edwin is not running
edwin is 3
edwin is no longer in south australia
edwin is put on the spot during a meeting
edwin is a practicing professional geophysicist
edwin is leery of the cost of the house
edwin is also playing bass in his spare time in a local band in eindhoven
edwin is shown as "bachelor
edwin is training as an investigator
edwin is part of the "new" generation of alumni board members
edwin is a professor at saint francis xavier university
edwin is incapable of singing a slow ballad even
edwin is case
edwin is experienced in all areas of commercial and property law
edwin is 9
edwin is a professional painter
edwin is a kind and loving man
edwin is showing signs of improvement and has recently been allowed to come off his ventilator for up to 1 hour each day
edwin is obviously great
edwin is an inspirational and enthralling speaker
edwin is still quick
edwin is missing some of the common features found in most editors today
edwin is updated
edwin is married to mamie noonan
edwin is een aangrijpend stukje lief en leed
edwin is a boot virus that infects the boot sector of hard disks
edwin is the star
edwin is spurting words
edwin is found by jasper
edwin is the director of finance and research at cst
edwin is baptised at st johns church ingrow
edwin is all of these things and more
edwin is a young man
edwin is charming
edwin is modularly structured
edwin is thankful for his parents for nurturing them
edwin is leaving ajax
edwin is determined to end the family feud
edwin is not found
edwin is the 134th most popular male first name in the united states; frequency is 0
edwin is forced to embark on a search
edwin is broaching is syndicated radio
edwin is a myth
edwin is a prolific writer; novelist
edwin is characterized by his passion for simplifying complex systems
edwin is absolutely fine other than some stitches
edwin is writing for his new as of yet untitled record
edwin is a member of the society of composers & lyricists
edwin is technical director for uunet
edwin is examining her so he can help her out
edwin is challenged to exorcise the "demons" of his past
edwin is a long
edwin is a hundred and twelve year
edwin is currently in the studio working on his second cd
edwin is fascinated with cartoons and comics and writes his masterpiece
edwin is six weeks old today
edwin is beyond
edwin is undated but was probably taken in the 1870s
edwin is actually dead or not
edwin is a good

Names

There's been different kinda websites generating different kinda names for ya nowadays.. here's mine when I add 'Edwin Ng' into the morphing box:

Edwin Ng's Wu-Name: Amazing Bastard

Edwin Ng's Ninja Burger Name: Saku Hidari-san

Wu-Name:
http://www.blazonry.com/scripting/wuname.php

Ninja Burger: http://www.ninjaburger.com/fun/games/ninjaname/ninjaname.php

shitt.. there's so much more than this.. i just can't find it anymore..there' this Goth name.. and dunno wat name wat name.. can someone help me out pls?

Them Cops, Summonses & them Law

Ah.. this is a funny thing that happened to me two days ago.. I was rushing thru the bloody traffic of KL city towards Pantai Hillpark to fetch Anne for a drink, after grabbin' some cash at HSBC Bukit Bintang I zoomed away at neck-breaking speed towards my destination. Made an illegal left turn (after noticing the jamm in front of me) before the traffic light where 'Istana Hotel' and 'Aero' junction situated... Yes Yes.. I'm know it's for bus-and-taxi-only-lane..

Fucked... two cops on their kap cai's was just in front of me.. in my mind.. there goes another 50bucks! Well.. this was wat happened:

Edwin: ("winding" down the window)

Cop A: Selamat Petang encik, IC dan Lisen please..

Edwin: Err.. Hello.. .. okay... (while fumbling my wallet i managed to ask him a question)... apasal encik?

Cop A: You tau apa salah you?

Edwin: Ermm.. tak tahu la encik (giving him a pathetic "blur" look)

Cop A: Jalan ini untuk Bas dan Teksi sahaja.. amacam tak tahu?

Edwin: Ohh.. itu saya tahu.. but sekarang dah lepas pukul 8! I tahu lepas pukul 8, jalan ni bukak untuk public..! Semua jalan Bas & Teksi kat KL pun macam ini.. (knowing deep inside.. this road is different! NOT in any frame of time or day this road is open to public...its stricly for Buses & Taxis only )

Cop A: (he looked stunned..)  U jangan nak buat Undang sendiri la.. ish ish..

Edwin: Betul encik! Saya ada belajar undang ni!..

Cop A looked really stunned this time...!! he walked steadily towards his comrade Cop B who's on the bike, after a min yada..yada with Cop B.. Cop A walked towards my car looking pissed.. in my mind.. i tot OH Fucked!.. I managed to pull out most of my cash out of my wallet leaving only 20bucks.. Just In Case!..

Cop A: Okay.. sekarang I bagi you pergi.. lain kali jangan buat lagi okay!? Sini memang tak boleh jalan one..

Edwin: (smiling)... ehehe.. okay encik!!!

HAAH!!!!.. my trick worked!!!  He doesn't know his Law enuff!! ahahahaha.. okay okay.. i was lucky.. so i guess it pays when u know how to 'bend' the law eh?